Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
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Tuesday, April 13, 2010

HAMISH BLAKE...SO MUCH HOTTER THAN ANDY LEE!


Who agrees...if Pink has become the new Black, i feel Funny has become the new hot!

I find certain attributes about a person can make them 10 times hotter than first perceived. I can give you some really persuasive arguments here, some from personal experience.

Firstly i work in a place where there are quite a few tourists who come in. Now when you are serving a customer you tend to check them out...it's a habit...who doesn't. There are so many Irish and Scottish fellows who come in buying all sorts of random things. As soon as they utter something to me about wanting a plastic bag, my heart skips a beat. The accent, the accent, the accent. Now they look so much better than they did before. They have transformed from a scruffy, stubbled thinning haired man to a rough and chiseled God.

HAMISH BLAKE....Yes the funniest man alive. Yet it must be agreed, i doubt he would win Cleo Bachelor of the year any time soon like his counterpart Andy Lee. But it is the drop you to the floor holding your stomach sense of humour that creates a pair of love goggles for his listeners. 9/10 girls i have spoken to agree, Hamish is the one to root for.

I put this to you now, for all those out there who do not think they can compete with the Andy Lee's out there. All you have to do is make something interesting about you. Get an accent, a sense of humour, become famous, learn guitar...i don't care what a girl says, muso's are hot.


Thanks for listening to my thought of day, however shallow it may seem!

Anyone got Hamish's Number?

Bollywood- The Place you Outta Be!



February 18th 2008 06:37


Ahh. Welcome back bloggeroonies. Im trying that new phrase, let it sink in and usurp your better judgment.


Recently i went to India for a family holiday. First of all, i can not believe how many foreigners (excuse the shock) there are there now. Okay so India is a popular country, i get that. But in the little country town of Mangalore i was surprised every time i saw anyone who looked foreign It has been seven years since i went last so i think you will have to excuse me for the idea that the place would never change.

Honestly, what a beautiful place, once you get over the two-week-long stomach upset. The food is fresh and heart warmingly made, just make sure you don't actually eat a heart. I must have eaten over a dozen byriani's. I don't actually know if it is their national dish but they make it so well it should be.

What can i say, in relation to western society. I find the culture just more friendly. You have your odd stickler here and there and there and there. Only Kidding. I think the main point i am trying to make, is that growing up in a culture where people are not so obsessed with what they wear and how they act creates such a friendly and enthusiastic atmosphere. If you are 2 or if you are 200 you are appreciated for the person you are.

Top 5 things to do in Mangalore...
1. Go to Pabbas Ice cream in Lalbagh ( the most delectable menu, and friendly service)
2. Visit Panamboor beach, watch the locals swim and definitely watch the sunset!
3. Visit the beautiful churches, Milagres Church. (Lady of Miracles) The sistene chappel i tell you.
4. Get Churmuri, sorry spelling here has escaped me. Usually can be found at Panamboor beach ( it is a mixture of rice bubbles, grated lime, mango, spices and vegetable. So yummy and delicious I'm craving it now)
5. Go to Woodlands and have Gollybuges, sorry spelling totally escapes me here, but if you utter this word under your breath to the waiter they will be back withing five minutes with a steaming plate of fried round doughy balls, eaten with coconut chutney and washed down with nimbupani (lime soda- ask for sweet not salty)

Enjoy bloggeroonies...okay ill stop that now...